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A woman awakes during the night to find that her
husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look
for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
wall. She watches as
he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps
into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember
20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you
remember when your father caught us on our second
Date??" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering
herself into a
chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved
the
shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my
daughter, or I
will send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......
"I would have got out today."
LOL! I love it.
lol! very cute!